Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band

Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band is a band of whimsy and unbridled glandulosity. It’s a band that will make you reconsider how grossed out you are about the endocrine system. Sage plays ukulele. Jared plays upright bass. Their glistening songs of mundanity, desecration, celebration, and perspiration appear on their CD, Flooded Away.

Real, live Testimonials:

“[The Happy Gland Band] comes from the flipside of the universe, another dimension.” –Hakim Bellamy

“A warm feeling… The perfect feeling.” -Jeremy Wilhelm

“You sing kids’ music for grown-ups.” -Show attendee

“You guys are extremely skilled and when you sing you don’t sound all horrible.” -Crazed fan

“You operate on a very low intellectual level.” -An intellectual

“Oh my god that’s fantastic! You guys aren’t weird or anything!” -Tom Studer


Here are some of our videos.

See us play live.

Here we are on Facebook and YouTube.