Fantastically Fabulous Fundraising Fling for Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band’s first record, “Flooded Away”

It’s happening Sun Sept 29 from 3:00-6:00 p.m. at Hyder Park.

Yes, it’s true. Sage and Jared will be hosting a flipping phenomenally fun family-friendly afternoon in the park in anticipation of our first recording as a duo.

We’ve been working on this record all summer long, and now while we wait for its imminent pressing into metal-coated plastic discs , we’re throwing a wildly wondrous wacky family-friendly party in the park with all our wherewithal.

For the pictorally challenged:
Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band will host a fantastically fabulous fundraising fling in anticipation of their first record, “Flooded Away.” You are cordially invited to attend, Sunday September 29, at Hyder Park, 3:00-6:00 p.m.
music! dining! dancing! dye-your-dog!

Please join us for:

CD pre-orders!
new songs from (ah, but of course!) Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band!
dance by Sweet Jubilee!
music by BaBa!

delicious supper by the Supper Truck!
delicious crepes by the Boiler Monkey!
dye-your-dog and PupTats!
kids’ art table provided by Harwood Arts Center!
giant jenga!
hula-hooping! (BYO hula hoop)

(Here lies the Facebook event link for this shindig.)

Bring your kids, codfish, and dogs! Bring your phenomenally phantastic park-enjoying parents, patrons, and people in your periphery! Bring your weather vanes and walrus pups!

Also, we can take pre-orders of the CD through the new online store, yes. 

I’m in the process of re-building this website. This includes things like uploading pictures of Happy Gland Band stickers into the interweb’s ether and hoping they come through the other side of the computer screen alright. Usually they do, but sometimes you gotta do some pixel shuffling.

So, like I was sayin’, we can totally take pre-orders of “Flooded Away” online. Here. We’ll be happy to save you a copy. Because we’re really, really excited about this.

See ya soon.

Feeling phenomenally yours,

A new recording in the works

That’s right, folks. Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band is making a record, in the midst of summer fun time, swimming pool time, sunblock application, gardening, driving all across town like crazy people, and collecting more ukuleles, namely, a vintage Martin uke from the ’20’s (seriously? can’t believe it) that now holds the only ukulele-shaped space in my heart. Yes, a ukulele that’s four times as old as me will appear on our first recording as a duo, whoa.

I feel like it’s worth mentioning that I’ve been having some internetual difficulties, which explains why this site is but a skeleton of what it once was. Ah, technology! How does thou torment me! Anyhow, I made a shows page, so you can see some shows. I also made a Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band page, so you can see what that’s all about. There’s also a place where you can contact me. And that about covers that.

Technologically-challenged-ly yours,